Ruth

O Ruth what would we have done without you. So we found that we needed to go into the bank and explain that the atm wasn't working and blah blah blah they would give us cash yeay money. We found out that we could take a boat to Ancona Italy for only 7 e with our E rail pass while going to Crete would have been around 50 e there and back. Fuck that shit we are going to Italy. So of we went to Prata where we actually found a our hostel. I felt like i was dying from my incredible bad headache so we stopped at this shop and bought some ice cream and baclava (i don't know how to spell it obviously). So we are just in our hostel trying to get some rest and i see these bags on the bed across from us and it's just a bunch of garbage. I swear it looked like a homeless person. Then she comes in Shannon's asleep and we start talking and i go sit on the porch with her. She offers to cook us some food, that is me and my girlfriend. I wake shannon up and she plays along perfectly. So she's cooking on this little gas cooker on the ledge of our hostel room. She starts talking and she has aparently been biking for who knows how long all over the America and South America then she came to Europe. It seemes like she has been biking for around thirty years i swear. But the best part was what we talked about. Yes so apparently she met Tom Cruise in a bike shop in Topeka Kansas where him and his evil conspirators sent a tornado after her. Tom Cruise's brother said that a tornado would be the best way to cover up a rape/murder to her. She met Einstein when she was a little girl and she told him he was doing bad things. Anna Nicole's brother is affiliated with the same people as Tom Cruise and they killed Anna for some unknown reason. While she was in Peru she saw a giant caravan of dead tourists being towed away after their bus fell over. She also in Peru, saw a new particle born from the radiation and fecal matter around the area. Our personal favorite was when she gave Shannon some meat and shannon said "I love meat i could any type of meat" suddenly Ruth looks hurt and she tells us that they are starting to put human meat in New York and Los Angelous, o and these people also know the Tom Cruise evil conspiraters. She made really good food for us though so we just went along and ate pretty much all her food. It was hilarious. But she left early the next day and we got on our boat which i was sure was going to sink just like the titanic. We slept up on the deck inbetween the seats it was pretty wicked and not that cold. We left ancona the next day and came to Rome where we actually found Danielle's address and she was home. Yep we are in Rome staying with someone we know from back home it's a little weird but in a good way.